Sunday, September 20, 2009

New Moon Trailer Mash-Up, Where Have You Been All My Life?

I can't believe I somehow hadn't watched this until now... I called Jenny Jerkface and she said she watched it. Twice. Days ago. Well, it just goes to show you what a ridiculously busy week I had because I saw all sorts of twittering and tweeting about the "extended" six-minute mash-up of the New Moon Trailer and I didn't drop everything I was doing at the time so that I could go and watch it. It is entirely possible that you and everyone you know have already seen this - likely, even! - but it is amazingly good, it actually made me cry, and if even one person missed it, I wouldn't be able to sleep tonight.

Thanks, Melp and Stacy, for enlightening me! I may be late in getting through email, but it's sure worth it to catch up!




Personally, I can't get enough of the part where he says "You can go to hell." And it looks like I am not alone... He looks so scary and fierce here - loves it!!!

42 comments:

  1. Oh.my.freakin.gawd. I truly am never alone in my Rob obsession! Now that I have the "go to hell" youtube clip, I won't have to loop it myself everyday--err, I mean, every once in a while.

    Yes, I'd like a one-way ticket to hell with Rob, please.

    I may need to abandon my reality-based guilt for "needs intervention" to become "RobCoquette" instead.

    It's a good thing I'm alone in the house watching these videos. I swear I'm making all sorts of googly coy expressions to Rob on my laptop.

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  2. @needsintervention - it's been a big weekend for name-changing (the bloggy ops meeting got a little rowdy for a while there - lol!) and i love RobCoquetts but i think "NeedsIntervention" is effing brilliant, too!! love that. maybe because we ALL know we need an inervention. but we're not gonna get one!

    : )

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  3. Is it November yet?

    No!? It's not?

    What about now?

    Now? Ummmmm now?

    How about Now?

    Fuck. I'll just have to wait.

    Thanks again gals these were fantastic! :)

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  4. Ohhh joy, I am you've watched it now! Its happiness defined!

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  5. @NeedsIntervention - I like your name - it's fantastic! Don`t change dah-ling - unless you want to...

    @Snarkier - Can you imagine the chaos that would ensue if we ACTUALLY all got together? Ha!

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  6. TwitardedCon 2010?! Could we handle that much craziness?! Oh my...

    Maybe we should just all go ant take over ComicCon - I'm so there next year! And BlogHer and TwiCon and...

    I'd better get a second job or something - lol!

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  7. @STY - The question isn`t could we handle that much craziness - it`s could our livers handle that much booze. Say the word (Say it. Out loud!) and I'm there :)

    Well - I think the solution for those other conferences is to have ppl donate to send/subsidize you and JJ to at least ComicCon. Set up a paypal button. The winner of a `do your best bella` contest could come with! It`d be awesomeness.

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  8. My liver has been in serious, serious training for this event. I can handle it...

    Oh and I had to say that I am SO excited about the apporach of November that when I was checking the expiration date on some orange juice I wasy buying at the grocery store and saw that it was November 26th I think I did a little dance right there in front of the dairy case! By the time I get to the point where I am seeing late expiration dates on milk I might have to make Mr. Snarky do the shopping for fear of what I might do...

    : )

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  9. TwitardedCon 2010?! I am so there! I'll load up my minivan with all the Kansas Connections and booze and we are on our way! Just tell me when and where and I’ll start emptying the kids’ piggy banks saving up my spare change for the trip! WoooHooo it’ll be a blast!

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  10. this is the one that has the clips from comicon right? im not gonna watch that one. im trying to keep some semblance of my new moon virginity in tact for the big day. ill watch trailers and pap vids from the shoot, but thats kinda like playing just the tip or pretending oral doesnt count. im waiting for full penetration at midnight november 20th.

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  11. SO 1:57 into the montage that I haven't seen heardly any of because the BF/SO has BEEN HOME and is out for a couple of hours...the feed caught up with the loading and I literally screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" at my computer.
    SO now I am waiting for the full damn thing to load so I don't have to do that again causing the kids to come a runnin' and the subsequent eye roll when they see the Twitarded banner mocking me.
    AND the funny thing about this whole thing is that my VeriWord is Whione which is fitting since I am whining.

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  12. @kt - Bwahahahahaha...Just the tip...I love it! So this is your version of "protection?" LOL!

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  13. OHMYGOD, OHMYGOD, OMYEDWARDEFFINGGOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    'nuff said.

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  14. I love the 6 min trailer! I cannot wait to see Jacob's body (not his face, too young looking :oS) on the big screen Obviously the fact I want to see Edward goes without saying, I actually daren't think too much about it, my parents have come to stay and I think I've freaked them out enough already with my Twitardedness, no need to send them over the edge by making myself a gibbering wreck with my Edward thoughts.

    @ kt, well done for protecting your NM virtue, wish I had your self control, I'm a trailer slut!

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  15. Um, I have no words... except I wonder how many fucking times I'll watch this version before Nov. 20??

    Thanks STY! Oh, and did you say something about TwitardedCon 2010? Let's do it!!

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  16. One more thing... I just saw on my NetFlix that The Haunted Airman comes out on 10/13.

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  17. I guess we all have our own way of playing "just the tip" - for me, I am ok looking at the sorta-official content (and yes you are right KT, this vid uses the footage from ComicCon) but I haven't been looking at the on-set stuff... I just don't want to see every single thing in RL - want to see it in the context of the movie. Different strokes for different folks - lol! Sheesh - even that sounds dirty here...

    and btw I never heard the phrase "just the tip" before I heard it here/in the Twidom. And people say Twilight isn't educational! I learn new stuff every day! "Just the tip," lemons, awesomesauce, ding dong dash, the list goes on and on!! Of course I have probably forgotten some genuinely important stuff to make room for this new and extremely important info in my brain, but whatevs...

    : )

    P.S. I think it would spectacular to have us all get together... We'll have to come up with a plan and make it happen sometime next year! Oh my goodness the ruckus we will raise! Sorry in advance, whatever hotel we invade!!!

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  18. Ok girls...I got my name changed...what do you think?? LOL!! I will take off the (Artist Formally Known as shit after a while...LOL)...

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  19. @Snarcastic M - FABOOSH!!! Lurvs it!!

    Maybe we should plan a get together around the eclipse release. Squee-ing with you guys - sounds like a lot of fun. And also - a large of group of us would be a good strategy for entering tweenieland!

    VW fun - ballc - reminds me of ballsy. The tweens would be real ballc to fuck with us.

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  20. VW fun - grope. I shit you not. It just came up (even that sounds dirty) and I had to comment. Grope. Oh what I wouldn't do to grope Robward.

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  21. @TSTFM @STY--I have been saying Vegas for Eclipse baby! Isn't it cheapish from anywhere in the US to fly to Vegas (and Cutie is already there!)? I have NO idea if I could swing it or not but if there is no TwitardCon2010 I have nothing to try for.

    Oh, and the extended video--total win. I feel a little dirty watching it all put together but it's not like I don't know what happens and I have seen all the footage included....I.CAN'T.WAIT!

    Love the new names.

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  22. @VitR - Vegas you say? Hmmm. Well I'd be just as happy with New York. (Never been to either). I think regardless of the location there would be fucking awesomeness and fun. That and mini-e.

    TwitardedCon2010 or bust baby!

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  23. Wow, I didn't have to piece ANYTHING together in my head. That was ALL trailers/teasers/etc! My brain is empty and I have to watch it again now.

    I'm down for TwitardedCon2010!!

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  24. I finally managed to drag myself from bed to check these vids out. I'm a pathetic individual today, lol.

    I love the 6 minute trailer and was absolutely shocked when STY mentioned that she hadn't seen yet.

    Okay, I'm off to make some chicken noodle soup.

    BTW, Twitarded2010 sounds like a fucktabulous idea and I'm totally down for it. I'll prepare my liver, leave my dignity at home and give Mini-Edward a little makeover or something.

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  25. HOLY SCHAMOLY BATMAN! How I missed you two posting this earlier I don't even freakin' know!!! My hands are shaking trying to type now! That was truly awesome! Chills, tears, and ragged breathing should subside soon, right?!

    ashnanphillips

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  26. @ Snarcastic M - I love it!! I can pick you up on our way to Vegas baby! (Chances are you're farther west in KS than I am - I'm in the North East corner) and Ms J too, if she's down with that! (Has she posted here and I've missed it?)

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  27. @TwiWeasel: We are down south...near Wichitittie...LOL! I think Ms J has posted a time or two...but her DH is always looking over her shoulder and this little obsession is on the sly around her house...LOL!!

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  28. I'm mush after the mash-up! yowsa...This film should be fuck awesome. I CAN'T wait. and - i fucking love Rob's voice as Edward!

    OMG your countdown says..

    60 days..4 hours 31 minutes and 41 sex.
    yep SEX ya heard me! LOL..

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  29. @Snarcastic M - LOVE it!! and love that everyone went and mixed things up - I'll have to make sure I keep track of who's who - lol! But on to more serious matters... Ummm... I don't know how to say this so I am going to just say it. Out loud... Why don't you follow us??? Where's the love??? I am making a major pouty face right now... [ok just ribbing ya' - I couldn't resist! I know not everyone can follow for various reasons, so I promise I will live if you don't sign up. I pick because I love! mwah!]

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  30. First - @Snarcastic M - LOVE your new name. Bravo Ms. M, I mean Snarcastic M!!

    Twitarded2010 - I'm definitely there! Tell me when and where, and I'll buy my plane ticket!!

    @STY - I love love love when Robward says "go to hell" in the 6 minute video.

    And is it just me, or after reading CW/IA, Robward is even MORE sexier than he was before...I didn't think that was possible. But now I have those delicious images of Tattward and just YUM...Fucking YUM!!!

    What a great Twitarded weekend!

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  31. O m freaking g! This was my first time seeing this extended trailer! Is November 20 seeming like the ABSOLUTE LONGEST wait period to anyone else? ;.;
    *sigh* Ah Taycob. <3

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  32. Holy shizz....I can't hardly stand to see things like that mash up. It totally tore me up. At the end when Jake says "Don't get me upset"... I almost died, and I am totes Team Edward.

    I would do Chris Weitz. In a heartbeat. It's like he looked into my soul and put what I needed to see on film. Lamespice, I know---but still true.

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  33. Ok, how did I miss this earlier?! Damn. Nov 20th, where are you??

    As for Twitarded2010, that sounds like a fuckawesome plan! I think we need to give this serious consideration. And Vegas for Eclipse sounds absolutely perfect!

    VW - forki

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  34. As Bella would say, "Holy crow!" I only have four weeks of PTO (personal time off) to use from October 2009-September 2010.

    My best friend moved to North Carolina last year, and I am flying out to visit her in November after her first grandchild is born.

    I usually use a couple of days around the holidays.

    It's my son's last year of college baseball, and we haven't missed a spring training trip yet. My husband and I will make the road trip in March.

    My son's college is only a couple of hours away, so we don't miss many games either. I have to factor in 1/2 days for some of the week-day games and full days for the end-of-season tournaments.

    His college graduation is in May.

    And now there is the possibility of TwitardedCon 2010 . . . coordinated around the release of Eclipse?! As JJ would say, "Holy fuck!"

    I would definitely rearrange my schedule (hell, my life!) for the chance to spend time with a group of gals who get my Robsanity, so keep us posted!

    Lisa (aka baseball1721)

    P.S.: Before I forget, thanks for posting the Edward "Go to hell" clip. It is my favorite part of the extended trailer, too; more affirmation that I am among friends who get me :)

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  35. I feel better knowing it's not just me... WHY is it so hot hearing him say that? "Robward, you had me at 'go to hell.'"

    Vegas works for me next summer. It's only about $100 from here and it's not like I need gambling money if we're all going to be there watching Eclipse, drinking, discussing Rob and well, drinking. I'll start working on the drinking fund and the false alibi for the babysitting grandparents now.

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  36. @kat- I'm with you "don't get me upset". Holy he'll my panties melt! But I'm Switzerland leaning toward Jacob, so it's no surprise ;-)

    I felt like I watched the whole damn movie with that clip. I really really am so excited!!

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  37. Incredible videos AND new New Moon stills from the LA Times with Rob crouching on Bella's bed, a makeup artist touching Rob while painting his lips, and Taylor looking illegally hot . . . I think I'm going to have a stroke . . . but it will have to wait until I am in the privacy of my own home. LOL! Banner day, girls :)

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  38. Rob telling me to go to hell!!! Yes please take me there! I want to kiss the New Moon makeup artists. They've given us a vampire instead of a skinny boy with too much makeup. (Although if anyone can pull that look off, it was Rob.)

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  39. The make-up IS better, isn't it?
    @kat: I'd do Chris Weitz too. He seems like the nerdy kind of guy I usually attract anyway, so it could happen ;) Plus, it looks like he really did a good job.

    @Chris Weitz: If the movie doesn't live up to the trailer, my offer is sooo off the table, bed, floor, or wherever else you wanted to do it. You've been warned. But if it does, I will rever (my veri-word) you forever, or until RPattz makes me a better offer.

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  40. Rob telling me to go to hell!!! Yes please take me there! I want to kiss the New Moon makeup artists. They've given us a vampire instead of a skinny boy with too much makeup. (Although if anyone can pull that look off, it was Rob.)

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  41. As Bella would say, "Holy crow!" I only have four weeks of PTO (personal time off) to use from October 2009-September 2010.

    My best friend moved to North Carolina last year, and I am flying out to visit her in November after her first grandchild is born.

    I usually use a couple of days around the holidays.

    It's my son's last year of college baseball, and we haven't missed a spring training trip yet. My husband and I will make the road trip in March.

    My son's college is only a couple of hours away, so we don't miss many games either. I have to factor in 1/2 days for some of the week-day games and full days for the end-of-season tournaments.

    His college graduation is in May.

    And now there is the possibility of TwitardedCon 2010 . . . coordinated around the release of Eclipse?! As JJ would say, "Holy fuck!"

    I would definitely rearrange my schedule (hell, my life!) for the chance to spend time with a group of gals who get my Robsanity, so keep us posted!

    Lisa (aka baseball1721)

    P.S.: Before I forget, thanks for posting the Edward "Go to hell" clip. It is my favorite part of the extended trailer, too; more affirmation that I am among friends who get me :)

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