Monday, August 30, 2010

Wanna Know What We're Doing in Forks?

I know a lot of you twat waffles have been sniffing around for some sort of Twitarded itinerary for Forks. As Snarkier Than You said in last night's post, this is not going to be a highly structured type trip by any means. Which is good because then we're all free to search the woods endlessly for certain sparkly vampires.

Uh-huh, I'm talking about you, pretty.

However, we are planning some fun shit for our group. And like anything else, we're waaaaaay behind on planning - I mean fuck, it's not like we've had 8 months to plan this stuff or anything! You look up "procrastinators" in the dictionary, I'm fairly certain our three mugs are right next to the definition! So now we're scrambling around, trying to nail down the details of all this fun shit. And even though some of the times below are tentative, it will give you enough info to plan your tours and stuff.

Yup, kinda like this... only worse. And with drinking included.

So here's a (sort of) itinerary of things we're working on:

Thursday, 9/30
Twilight Lounge: You'll be able to find us here hanging out for an informal meet and greet and some imbibing. (The Lounge will be open to the public so this is not a Twitards only event. Helloooo! Let the shitshow begin!)

Friday, 10/1
Twilight Movie Viewing: We will be showing Twilight at the Twilight Lounge (how fitting) from 2pm-4pm. Be there or be square! This will be an exclusive Twitards only viewing.
Bonfire at Rialto Beach: We looked into having a bonfire at First Beach but they now charge for them and they're not too crazy about ginormous groups. Rialto Beach is next door and there's no charge. We have planned tentatively to do a Bonfire here around 8pm.
Twilight Lounge: After the Bonfire, we'll be warming up our fingers and toes with some libations. More informal meetings and greetings. (Again, this is not a Twitards-only event.)

Saturday, 10/2
The Big Twitarded Event: The Twilight Lounge will be closing its doors to the public for all us Twitards to let our hair down and get craaaaaaazy! We will be charging a $20 cover charge for this event to cover food (appetizers/finger foods), non-alcoholic beverages and whatever else needs to be paid for! We are asking everyone to sign up ahead of time so we have an idea of how many people are coming. We hope everyone will attend this one! We're going to have prizes and shit to give away!! Aaaaaaand there'll be karaoke... who doesn't love some fucking karaoke?! Warm up those vocal cords laaaaaaadies! Click here to sign up!


OMFG only 30 more days until Foooooooorrrrkkkkssss! I can't believe it's almost here!! {{jumps around like a kid on Christmas morning}}

Don't worry non-Forks peeps, we'll be returning to our regularly scheduled programming tomorrow night! We won't spend the whole month talking about our trip...

35 comments:

  1. Thanks for the updates..cant wait to get a lil crazy with you fine ass hoors..I love to sing, and dance and drink.FOOOOORKS!!!!!

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  2. This is exciting and very overwhelming. However, I can't wait.

    Thanks for planning all this out.

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  3. sooo can someone just live stream this entire trip for me? I'm so freaking jealous still.

    WV: herbalis (I've heard Kstew likes the herbalis)

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  4. Don't worry - us non-Forks peeps like hearing about it and living vicariously through the rest of you. Don't get me wrong...I'm totally frickin' jealous! You guys will have an amazing time and I can't wait to see the pics and hear the stories on everyone's blogs! :)

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  5. This is gonna' be EPIC! FFFFOOORRRRKKKSSSS!!!!!!

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  6. I had to look up "twat waffle". I don't mind being one. Even if you don't mean it in a good way.

    The Fred Effect

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  7. @LKW What time for Twi Lounge on Saturday? All Day? :)
    Need to schedule my bus tour... don't want to miss anything.

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  8. SQUEEEEEE!!!!!

    vw-ireedl - as in I reeled with excitment reading this.

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  9. Okay that is actually very organized ladies. Someone deserves huge thanks and lots of drinks for planning. Can't wait!

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  10. Hey, what's with the Q-tribe (you'd think I'd know how to spell their name by now, but I don't and I'm too lazy to look it up) not wanting us to whoop it up and burn things on their beach?! It's like they were warned about us ahead of time or something. Or maybe they know about our preference for the cold ones? Anyway, whatev. Wherever we end up and whatever we do will be awesomely fun. JJ, STY and LKW, thanks for pulling us all together in one place! We don't expect you to be cruise directors, we're just happy to congregate. Can't wait!!!!

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  11. I commented on the Forks blog already, but just wanted to say THANK YOU. Like @Twillove1_sue just said, we are happy to be there and meet everyone..it's that simple.

    Can't wait!

    xo J

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  12. I...Can't...FUCKING WAIT! I'm getting so antsy! I've been packing and unpacking a FOOORRRKKSS!!! getaway bag and I've been talking to my Mini E about how much it's going to freak him the fuck out to see so many clones around. He's still the only Mini E for me though, and he knows it. And of course I've been drinking more to train the ol' liver.

    About the viewing....There will be a bartender on duty for the flick, right? RIGHT? I mean srsly...When's the last time any of us watched Twilight sober?

    I'm totes making a karaoke playlist so I can practice my awesomesauce pipes. *Riiiiight....* Can't wait to see THOSE videos up on the YouTube/Twitardia!!

    Holy mother damn. I squeed when I wrote FOORRRKKKSSS!!! On our dry-erase board for September.

    MOTHA FUCKIN SQUEE TWAT ROCKETS!

    PS: I really wanna see the new banner logo because I wanna make it into a wheel cover on my Jeep for the drive up. So uh...either hook me up or hook US up. I wanna seeeeee!!!!

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  13. I can't stop giggling..and bouncing in my seat like a 3yr old who needs to go potty....js

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  14. @ toey, there ya goes, toes. there IS a fucking bonfire after all. oh and i know if hypo comes, we can play tricks on her, mebbe like this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyVsHNEBeBk

    @lindz. which mini-e bb? twiward, newmoonward, or eclipseward? i just might have to bring all three...

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  15. Two words of advise from someone who visited Forks last month and wishes it was possible to go with Twitarded.

    1. Be sure to visit Tillicum park in Forks with hopes that Edward will be there till-you-cum. Can you believe that is the actual name of a park in Forks???

    2. If you plan to drive onto a ferry between Seattle & Forks, be sure to make a reservation. They sell out & you could have a long wait for the next ferry.

    I'm as green as Rob's eyes with envy. Please back to the regular programming.

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  16. @kintail - The Saturday event will be an evening soiree. Probably around 7 or 8-ish. We've yet to nail that down for sure.

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  17. Oh ladies! You are going to have so much fun. I hope you have beautiful sunny weather so the vamps can sparkle for you!

    The beach is really, really cold. Dress warmly!

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  18. Fuuuuuck I'm so jealous! Can't wait to see all the hilarity afterwards!

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  19. This makes me even more sad that I'm not going!! :(

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  20. On your way to Rialto Beach, you will see a campground (with a sign indicating you are at the 'line' from the book).


    Stop there and get an Edward milkshake.

    Every girl needs to know what Edward tastes like. And he tastes GOOD.

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  21. THIS IS GOING TO BE SO FUCKING EPIC

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  22. @neverthink...BWUAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH....I imagine it to be just like that!!!

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  23. Thank you so much ladies for pulling all this shit together. I have RSVP'd to Saturday night and my lovely roommate has got me booked on a Twilight Tour bright and early Friday @ 8am. Join us (and my hangover) for Bailey's and coffee! I've been practicing my song for Karaoke on my daily commute, and fuck those assholes giving me weird looks at the stoplights! I'm already pissing my pants in excitement over the EPICNESS of this!!

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  24. **bouncy bouncy BOUNCY** This is going to be so fucking amazing.

    I can't wait to meet y'all!!! Unless you're fucking batshit crazy. Then I'll introduce you to STY.

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  25. I'm excited!!! Shit, that early morning start on Sunday is not looking so peachy now......

    Fabulous job ladies!!!!

    x

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  26. Hello all! Just an FYI that I will be writing a post for the FFFOORRRKKSSS!! blog this week about driving to Forks. You DO NOT need reservations for the ferry...at least any ferry that I would suggest. So do not panic. I will give a few different route scenarios and then let you know which one us Pacific Northwesterners will be using because it is the best. ;-) Right @Kitty_Elvis and @Kintail?

    Anyhoo, I cannot wait to meet all of you. I know some of you will be shocked to find out that I am actually a person...not a can of beer.

    FFFOOORRRKKKKSSSS!!!!!!

    V/W: Lectstat: Edward is way hotter than Lectstat.

    If you don't get this then you have some catching up on your vampire reading to do.

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  27. Just signed up myself & two friends for Saturday. We are EXCITED to finally meet you ladies! Okay, well, maybe just I am. But I think they are too! LOL! See ya soon!

    SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

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  28. Our local news just announced that Forks had 2.17 inches of rain today breaking its' record of .79 from 1971.

    Hope you can keep that bonfire lit!

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  29. @ VitaminR - It is going to be hard to convince people you are not a can of beer if you are wearing your hat LMAO!!!!

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  30. I'm totes crushed that I can't participate in this debauchery. Fuken real life and dastardly double mortgages!! I would LOVE to meet you broads.
    At least I have my own forks memories to get me thru the envy. No drunken silliness, as I had a 3 year old in tow, but doesn't he look adorable as "Jacob" at La Push?

    http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g121/tankergirl/Posts/?action=view&current=100523_FloydLaPush2.jpg

    And my hunky pocket Edward had a brooding time, as well.
    http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g121/tankergirl/Posts/?action=view&current=100523_FloydLaPush2.jpg

    Have a blast crazy bitches! I'm looking forward to the
    after stories.

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  31. *Cue tears streaming down face* I'm gonna miss the party on Sat. night :( Me and my crew are leaving that morning...stupid non-twitarded ride that wants to get back from the 13 hour drive on saturday so she can rest and see her fam before work on monday. She's whore and not in the good way.

    Besides that, I just wanna say "I'M GOING TO FFFFFFFOOOOORRRRRRKKKKKSSSSS!!!!!!" and I can't wait to meet all you twatwaffles. I totally feel like a stalker though. Cause I just wanna follow JJ, STY, LKW, & MYG around to see if some of their awesomeness will rub off on me. See you in 29 days!

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  32. Oh My Rob! I am so excited for you all and I don't mind the FORKS posts at all.
    I know it will be well documented:)
    Can't wait to read all about it!

    WV: awbeawar
    Awbeawar that you'll be sleeping amongst wolves, vampires, and bloggers! Oh my!

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  33. hey! have lurked here for a ridiculous amount of time now laughing my ass off and feeling like 'see! I'm not alone', thanks! I thought now was the time to jump in and say something because I just came from Forks. Reading your post on the itinerary I noticed you're planning a fire at Rialto Beach. We were there on Saturday and a couple of girls had a bonfire going when we started down the beach, didn't think much of it. There is a fuck ton of drift wood at Rialto and their fire had sparked and caught a pretty good little blaze amongst the logs, yikes! Luckly we brought a Winnebago with a tank full of water and two garbage buckets because their let's extinquish this with our bottled water plan though interesting to watch may not have been as effective. Just wanted to say thanks for all the laughs, have a fantastic time in Forks and don't build that fire too close to the drift wood. Don't know what I'd do without this blog!

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  34. Squeeeeeeeeee! I couldn't be more excited!

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  35. hey! have lurked here for a ridiculous amount of time now laughing my ass off and feeling like 'see! I'm not alone', thanks! I thought now was the time to jump in and say something because I just came from Forks. Reading your post on the itinerary I noticed you're planning a fire at Rialto Beach. We were there on Saturday and a couple of girls had a bonfire going when we started down the beach, didn't think much of it. There is a fuck ton of drift wood at Rialto and their fire had sparked and caught a pretty good little blaze amongst the logs, yikes! Luckly we brought a Winnebago with a tank full of water and two garbage buckets because their let's extinquish this with our bottled water plan though interesting to watch may not have been as effective. Just wanted to say thanks for all the laughs, have a fantastic time in Forks and don't build that fire too close to the drift wood. Don't know what I'd do without this blog!

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