Friday, January 14, 2011

THE Picture. [A Breaking Dawn SQUEEE! Moment]

You know the one - THIS one:

We are late to the party as usual, but I know you twat-waffles [or should I say "(i)[#]'s" - thanks to VitaminR70 for that one] still want to talk about it! They are teasing us - and it's working.

So now that we've had a few days to think about it and the initial "JMFHF SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" frenzy on Twitter has subsided, what say you???

I love the golden glow-y thing they have going on here - it might just be the fact that it's January in New Jersey, but it makes me want to book a vacation someplace tropical! As long as RPatts comes with, natch... That said, ummmm...Edward isn't supposed to have a golden glow... But we'll assume that he will be made whiter--and more sparkly!--in post-production (riiiight, Bill Condon??? we still have many would-be "Professional Twilight Consultants" for hire if you need one! It's not too late...yet...).

This does look promising, but... I hate to sound pessimistic, but three movies in, I have to ask: is there ANY way that this will be done right??? That somewhere between Stephenie Meyer's "fade to black" (plus the limitations of a PG-13 rating) and what we really want to see on the big screen [queue porno music here] there lies a common ground that might make us all happy??? I wish someone would tweet a photo of Robert Pattinson's hand clutching a half-destroyed headboard. That might make me feel better...er, it would make me feel something, that's for sure.

And the rumors of super-speed vampire sex - nice in theory, but given the way the special effects have been handles in prior movies (and what they already have on their plate in these last two movies - wolves galore! crazy vampire c-sections! Renesmee!), I worry. A lot. Might make for some awesome screen-caps though, so there's that...

Only 307 days 'til we get to find out for ourselves!

36 comments:

  1. Nice picture, but I'm kind of a Nonsten, so it makes me a little uncomfortable. IMHO I thought there was way too much kissing in Eclipse too! Just sayin'.

    If it was him and anybody else, it would be super hot! OK, . . . it's super hot now, . . . but just . . . no. Please. Sorry. Don't kill me.

    I can't wait for Bel Ami! Hopefully we will see some SKIN!

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  2. SQUEEEE!!! Yeah, the PG-13 rating is gonna suck. I wanna see some hot monkey love dammit!

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  3. Personally, I absofuckinlutely love this pic! Just wow..... Saw it when it first came out and I feel like I'm a 16 year old fangirl! I have high hopes for BD I & II. Don't let me down BC! I agree, though, STY. I want to see the Precious with his hand on the headboard! Dear Lord! Is that too much to ask for??

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  4. And it's jaw-porn FTMFW! Tell me you don't just want to lick him...starting with the jaw and moving down, down, down. I definitely want to see feathers and a mangled headboard. And, if it's not too much to ask, for the wigs to not get any worse.

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  5. I was wondering when my fellow twi-tards would post this pic. I just figured it's been all over the place for 2 days now that we had all dissected on the other sites.. (not that I'm Robsess um I mean obsessed or the stalking twi-mom with every possible website with the word rob and/or pattinson bookmarked..or that my husband doesn't even know that google chrome exists because the browser's home page and bookmarks would surely spark some kind of crazed marital "discussion"

    Wow lost track.. back to the picture.

    It's great, not perfect because I'm not the on the bottom, but it's predictable. I agree with a broken headboard in Edwards arm, or even a black and blue Bella standing in front of the bathroom mirror (the lucky whore) (Pg 13nd of course)

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  6. I am KEEPING THE FAITH .... because really, how could you possibly make BD any worse??? Right?? That is going to be my mantra...how could you make it worse? It has to get better..

    It HAS to get better.. Keep the faith ladies...

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  7. Keeping the faith, FFZ!

    Just remember, if it all goes the way we think it will...PG13 and fade to black, there's always WfE; Bel Ami.. Cosmopolis... did I hear something on twitter the other day about there being some derty secks in a limo in that book?... bring that shit on, like, NOW.

    That's all. Oh, and read more fic!

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  8. You know, I totally surprised myself with how gooey that pic made me. I think they look soooo sweet in it. It made me want to grab Mr. Myg for a snuggle. Well, I always want to grab him for that, but still.

    I know there's been a lot of "discussion" about how this pic may indicate the movie will suck, but I am already really certain the movie will suck, so this picture? It gave me a slight ray of hope that I will enjoy it anyway.

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  9. Sqeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! Hey I don't see any feathers....what the french toast. Sqeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!


    veriword - inessy....what renesme would say if she were Nell?

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  10. I just wonder if the pic was snapped before she started twitching and stuttering or after....it's amazing she was still long enough not to be blurry....

    Other than that this pic didn't really cause any hullabaloo for me I did however wonder if he's wearing the same modesty patch he had in Remember Me or not.....oh to be that patch...

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  11. WHY are her eyes closed??? Bella is an idiot!

    Super speed vampire sex sounds ridiculous. It's ridiculous in that TV Vampire porn show on HBO and it will be ridiculous on the big screen (oh, PLEASE don't make it ridiculous, PLEEEEEAAAASE)

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  12. Definitely not a squeeeeee moment for me :(
    Now if she was devouring Edward with her eyes in that pic.... squeeeeeeeeeeee

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  13. or better still if Edward had a small feather or two on his luscious lips...and some caught between his fingers...oh god.... squeeeeeeeeeee but then again I'd probably be ROFLMAO.

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  14. Am I the only one who thinks she looks like the embryo in the anti-abortion posters? Yeah, it's really hard to think anything romantic after that.

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  15. Nope. Picture leaves me as dry as a desert. And that's Kristen's fault. Whatever was supposed to come across, it didn't. Totally blank. I hate it. Had my hopes up for a passionate Bella in every moment, but seems like not even Bill Condon can get her to deliver emotions. Rob on the other hand...mmmhh. Watching only for him by now. One still, and he gives us so much....

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  16. I wouldn't say you were late on the uptake with this one! It happened this week! I was gonna start a pool to see when you got a post up about it, but I had no idea it was gonna be so soon! :)

    This fucking movie. GOD DAMN IT! I have been way too prepared for it to suck. But between the handful of feathers pic, and THIS!!!! I don't know what to think. It's like I've been told I was adopted or something. I'm walking around in a freakin' daze...Bill Condon, this had better be the sexiest PG-13 movie that has ever been made. JS.

    I will say that this pic had me ovulatin' like a caviar factory.

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  17. How can the bitch even blink, little lone close her eyes! when a soon to be sparkling hottie is hovering above her naked! Makes. No. Sense.

    Wonder if they're gonna add goose bumps since he is supposed to be ice cold? Or is the heat of their 'love making' keep her warm enough?!?! LMAO

    PG13 = Strewn feathers, broken headboard and fade to black...*le-sigh*....sadly, probably not much else.

    Knowing Summit, we'll get some gory birth scene and lame'o sex scene. *le-FAIL*!

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  18. BD= hope for the best, plan for the worst. I LOVE this pic, tho. Gives me warm fuzzies. Romantic Edward at his best. I'm imagining Bella is just satiated. Like, I can't even open an eyelid, f**ked!

    That being said...when I think sexyitme 'vamp' B&E, I think MOTU. And that my ladies will be a challenge. I believe blurred arms/legs and several turned over furniture pieces will be the movie. humph! PG13. I have seen some PG13 movies that I SWORE were R, so don't tell me they can't push the limits. I just don't think they will because, for some reason that baffles my understanding, all of Twi fandom is STILL between 13-16 yrs old. (thanks media, Summit)

    Cosmopolis = MOTUesque. Yes, hot sex in limo from what I hear. Thank you Rob, thank you. YUM! (with his choices of movies you would think he has some major blue balls with the Edward character!

    vw:dynts- there better be some major dynts in the headboard, wall, ceiling fan...

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  19. I am holding out hope for the schmexin in BD. They put all sorts of crazy shit in PG-13 movies these days. If they don't live up to our h00rish imaginations (and they probably won't) we still have Remember Me to pause, rewind, play & Bel Ami, WfE & Cosmopolis to look forward to.

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  20. I was so taken aback by this still that none of those questions appeared in my brain until I started hearing them from others. To tell you the truth, STY, I'm actually quite certain that they won't be getting it right, because not even Stephenie Meyer got it right.

    Gotta say, though - I never expected much from the leg hitch scene either, but David Slade delivered. Boy, did he deliver!!

    Speaking of wondering and PG-13, I'm still confused about how they're going to make the whole Edward chewing Renesmee out of Bella and still keep that rating, but that's a whole different debate altogether.

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  21. Do y'all remember that love scene in Remember Me? If not, go review. It was fairly steamy and guess what? It had a PG 13 rating. We'll see a lot of huffing and puffing, just not boobs.

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  22. I am with a few of you....open your fucking eyes...you cannot blink...you might miss something...he is vampire fast lady!

    My EW came in the mail yesterday and sadly the seam of the mag runs right through Rob's face....clearly the work of a man. Sheesh.

    It is going to suck and I will love it now matter what. Bring on the Kristen twitchy blinkies and the sultry Rob eyes and looks that kill. I may need a muzzle in the theater...some might say that goes without saying.

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  23. Eh, it just didn't do anything for me. With her eyes closed, she looks dead. I don't think .... I hate to admit that I'm not really looking forward to BD. I'll see it, of course, but I'm more eager to see what Rob does in his other roles.

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  24. I agree with Myg. I was surprised that when the picture came out, it affected me the way that it did.

    Rob looks amazing, of course. We have to remember that this is Edward and Bella...not Rob and Kristen (and that's coming from a someone who gives a crapsten). "Bella" is 18 in the story. She's unsure of herself. She cannot believe that Edward loves her. Her. I get that from that picture.

    Unfortunately, Stephenie Meyer is an Executive Producer for Breaking Dawn. She wasn't for the first three. This gives her more control over the finished project. I'll be surprised (and ecstatic) if she lets them push the PG-13 limits as far as they did in Remember Me. But the first kiss in Twilight and the birthday kiss in New Moon give me hope that will get some good face time and audio at least ;)

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  25. Leave it to this picture, THE picture, to pop my Twitarted cherry and make me comment for the first time ever. Hi btw :)



    I love this pic. It's so Bella & Edward, perfect, sweet, erotic and full of love *sigh*

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  26. The movie will suck but I won't fully realize it until I get the DVD and watch it at home, just like NM and Eclipse. (I didn't see Twilight in theatres.) I get all excited over the hype and the big screen that I think the movies are great when I see them in dark public places...
    SIGH
    But it's all we have. Until they re-make the movies when our kids are in their 30's...

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  27. To quote my bloggy partner Jen, "Even his shoulder is pretty."

    I love the pic. Don't like that KStew is wearing an obvious body suit, but whatever.

    Also agree with @ffzombie - how can they make it any worse?

    I have faith in Bill Condon (based on the pics he has released, I think he knows what we want) and Wyck Godfrey that they are going to do what they can to at least make it sensual.

    great post STY:)

    WV: punti
    Edward is finally gonna get some punti.

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  28. I refuse to be pessimistic about the sex in BD!! It will at least be better than that stupid crap in the book! LOL!

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  29. I think if I print this picture out and rub it all over my naked body, it will make me feel closer to Edward. I may just have to clip twitchy out of the photo first though.

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  30. This picture gave me the squeeeeee reaction that I was hoping for. :) They DO put a ton of shit in PG-13 movies lately, but I'm not holding my breath. As many of you said, hope for the best, prepare/expect the worst. Freakin Scummit.

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  31. I was so taken aback by this still that none of those questions appeared in my brain until I started hearing them from others. To tell you the truth, STY, I'm actually quite certain that they won't be getting it right, because not even Stephenie Meyer got it right.

    Gotta say, though - I never expected much from the leg hitch scene either, but David Slade delivered. Boy, did he deliver!!

    Speaking of wondering and PG-13, I'm still confused about how they're going to make the whole Edward chewing Renesmee out of Bella and still keep that rating, but that's a whole different debate altogether.

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  32. I am holding out hope for the schmexin in BD. They put all sorts of crazy shit in PG-13 movies these days. If they don't live up to our h00rish imaginations (and they probably won't) we still have Remember Me to pause, rewind, play & Bel Ami, WfE & Cosmopolis to look forward to.

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  33. Nope. Picture leaves me as dry as a desert. And that's Kristen's fault. Whatever was supposed to come across, it didn't. Totally blank. I hate it. Had my hopes up for a passionate Bella in every moment, but seems like not even Bill Condon can get her to deliver emotions. Rob on the other hand...mmmhh. Watching only for him by now. One still, and he gives us so much....

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  34. WHY are her eyes closed??? Bella is an idiot!

    Super speed vampire sex sounds ridiculous. It's ridiculous in that TV Vampire porn show on HBO and it will be ridiculous on the big screen (oh, PLEASE don't make it ridiculous, PLEEEEEAAAASE)

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  35. I was wondering when my fellow twi-tards would post this pic. I just figured it's been all over the place for 2 days now that we had all dissected on the other sites.. (not that I'm Robsess um I mean obsessed or the stalking twi-mom with every possible website with the word rob and/or pattinson bookmarked..or that my husband doesn't even know that google chrome exists because the browser's home page and bookmarks would surely spark some kind of crazed marital "discussion"

    Wow lost track.. back to the picture.

    It's great, not perfect because I'm not the on the bottom, but it's predictable. I agree with a broken headboard in Edwards arm, or even a black and blue Bella standing in front of the bathroom mirror (the lucky whore) (Pg 13nd of course)

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  36. You know, I totally surprised myself with how gooey that pic made me. I think they look soooo sweet in it. It made me want to grab Mr. Myg for a snuggle. Well, I always want to grab him for that, but still.

    I know there's been a lot of "discussion" about how this pic may indicate the movie will suck, but I am already really certain the movie will suck, so this picture? It gave me a slight ray of hope that I will enjoy it anyway.

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